Cosmic Fool.exe

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Michael, He/Him pronouns. Sometimes I draw, write, or cosplay, but it's mostly fandom reblogs.
https://suddenlysalazar.carrd.co/

Self-ship & comfort character sideblog is suddenlysmitten

Art tag is just "#my art"
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vague-agricultural-crimes:

I am once again announcing that I’m in love with George Salazar’s voice

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spectrometrie:

santaclausdeadindian:

cydonian-mystery:

nightmarecait:

spectrometrie:

u understand a lot about american suburbs by looking at the front and back of houses

Not super clear on what I’m supposed to learn from this

Basically that it’s all superficial, and embodies the literal definition of the word ‘facade’

They put a fancy front on the house and lots of nice grass, no doubt kept up with irrigation and intensive use of glyphosate, but in the back it’s all undetailed and a dirt lot because that doesn’t effect the value of the property

Not to mention most suburban homes are very cheaply made to begin with

It’s just another example of how capitalism is just a giant con job

As opposed to communism, which as we all know excells at pretty architecture, just look at any suburbs in any communist country.

ah, the US and Communism, the World’s Great Divide. is it still 1957 where you live? Did Eisenhower get your vote? 

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louisegluckpdf:

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they’ve been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

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dailymothanon:

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Aaaa a baby Alaska that baby boy the he the ounce 😱 and… Alaska Auntie,,, I think I don’t draw her enough, and I must get better at it. This one easy just a quick sketch cuz my brain was all over the place today 😠 what!!! Okay. Maybe I was fine and I was just watching a lot of marine documentaries. Mostly whales. Did you know I just have some baleens laying around? Actually that’s not uncommon I’d say for folks up here. Only Alaska natives are allowed to hunt whales thankfully, and I got mine cuz my dad met some guy selling them on the road and he was like yeahh that’s cool. So now we have those. We brought many. I think Alaska has some laying around too.

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freddieandersen:

biotechwitch:

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the statue in the bottom right is Le gĆ©nie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le gĆ©nie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liĆ©ge went from one lucifer, whom they called ā€˜too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ā€˜pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

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liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

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liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

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damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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youreadaisyifyoudo:

cis artists be like  female teeth are typically smaller

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demilypyro:

freytful:

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catgirl-smash:

demilypyro:

I know I’ve been over this but man HRT is good stuff. I wanna shake the hand of whoever invented it. It’s a crime that I don’t know who that is actually. They’re more important than Einstein

id also been really curious about the history of hrt so i had some tabs open:

The first hrt treatments were mostly estrogen extracted during pregnancies to be used for menopause symptoms, but the first usage of those medicines for trans women is credited to the world’s first Trans Clinic, opened in pre-WW2 Germany by Magnus Hirschfield, a gay jewish man.

Oh he looks delightful

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Thank you grandpa

The comparasion to Einstein was actually made at the time too! He was commonly refered to as ā€œthe Einstein of sexā€, to which he supposedly once replied that he would rather Einstein be called ā€œthe Hirschfeld of physicsā€ lmao

Oh my god

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dailymothanon:

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Ginny !! I really liked coloring him >:) I’m unsure of how the hair color went, again I based that off of his state bat, so I think it rather suits him well! As for his eye color, I was unsure. So I just used colors from a picture of sweet tea, as one should do, obviously. I hope they look baller tho B) I’m proud of this rendering so I hope I did Virginia justicešŸ¦‡!!

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spamton-pipis-oviposition:

themythicalcodfish:

google-searchhistory-official:

reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable

[Video description: A stitched tiktok.

The first part is of the same person roleplaying both a parent and a child. The child character is eating a donut and says “I think I’m a girl”.

It cuts to the parent character, angry, saying “Well you’re not. Shut up and eat your donut.”

The second part is a stitch by @/freshcoralblast who says:

“So I’m a mystical being that can tell the future. I’m gonna give you uh, a play by play on what’s gonna go down for the next 20 years.”

“So I’m sitting on the floor, you might as well get comfortable while I tell you what’s gonna go down. So that’s gonna keep happening, it’s gonna keep happening.”

“At about 9, maybe 10, he’s gonna ask for a pink colored Nerf gun instead of a blue one, and you’re gonna get really passive aggressive about it, and he’s not gonna know why, but he’s old enough to remember shit now, and that’s gonna be a problem later on.”

“Wow! Later on happens. 13, 14, 15, this age range is very very important for a parent not being a cunt like you, but here we are. Because whatever you say, that kid’s gonna go against it and start questioning shit.”

“And one day you’re gonna catch him wearing like, a crop top, and you’re gonna kick his ass, you’re gonna- cause these are the types of people that like, physically abuse their kids when they do something wrong, you know.”

“Now you don’t know it yet, but, you lost them forever. For ever. He’s gone. He’s gonna never bring friends over to your house, no, he’s gonna tell all his friends, yell "my parents are assholes, can I go to your house?”.“

"And that’s where he’s gonna be, trying on fucking feminine clothing, putting on make-up, because he knows that he’s not gonna get abused by anyone by doing that. You know, it’s gonna be great. He’s gonna have a great time.”

“And then college happens, and he’s gonna get a real taste of adulthood and freedom away from you, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she fully transitioned by 20. Like, just completely.”

“And in that time, you’re gonna talk less and less and less and less, you’re not gonna know who she’s in a relationship with, if she’s getting married, her first house, what state she lives in, she’s never ever gonna show you her kids, never. You’re never gonna meet your grandkids.”

“And… You’re not gonna know why. you’re gonna be so far up your own ass, that you’re just not gonna accept that you have been the problem for decades, and… That’s it.”

“You’re gonna be on your deathbed in 40 fucking years and just go, "Man, where did I go wrong?”, but I’m telling you the answer, and you’re not gonna believe it, but here we are.“

"And just as an ending note, you don’t love your kids. Love is unconditional. What you do is very conditional. "Be exactly how I want you to be or I’m not gonna love you”. You don’t fucking love your kids. Don’t you dare pretend, don’t you tell them that you love them without meaning it. That’s fucked up.“

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chilewithcarnage:

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this gif is so fucking funny, miles was really beating the dog shit outta this man lol

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